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This is my first blog. Ever. Unless you count Livejournal, but that was back in my school days, when I was younger and little more stupid than I am now.

Anyway, I chose YES on the setting option about adult content because I am never quite sure what will bother people. I don't really care about what people think but it does wear on the soul after a while when people constantly bitch about content they don't like that you post. However, an Adult Content warning still won't always clue certain people in on what they are about to see. For instance, I have a very tasteful photo of a glass, knobbly, curved pink dildo in one of my FB albums. This album has on it a warning that there is adult material contained within, and that I don't wanna hear any bitching if someone is offended after having been warned. Of course this still happens occasionally. wtf. If you don't think you will be able to handle adult material don't bother looking. Or, if you are offended, don't be a total douche bag about it and send me messages, whining about how gross I am for posting such photos. Be an adult and suck it up. Fucking losers.

The aforementioned photo, by the way, was part of a series I did for a project. My photography instructor loved them, I was overjoyed. This joy, I have no problem admitting, was furthered even more by how offended some of the other students got at seeing it on the huge projection screen -- especially because it was preceeded by a photo of my collection of adult fun time toys - ball gag, flog, leather paddle with heart shaped cutouts, etc. But, it does get really fucking annoying to take a college course and yet still be forced to be surrounded people that havn't grown up and still have freakishly closed minds about everything, especially the creative outlet that is art.

These same loser faces about had a collective aneurism when we did the Body Project. The project was simple - your own body, no clothes. Show as much or as little as you would like. Tons of feet, hands, knee caps, elbows, necks...Some of these were quite stunning, I'm not gonna lie. Anyway, I was the only student to really bare all. . Conservative people should not take college art courses. About 15 people that day saw me in full frontal glory. Blushing pink nipples in the morning sun, back-lit silhouette taken in the shower....All very tasteful, mind you. Nothing vulgar. Took a lot of promting from the instructor for any of those tight asses to give any kind of critiquing, and even then they weren't very forthcoming with comments - good or bad. Almost as if no one in this class had ever seen nipples before.

Grow the fuck up. It's college.